RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 6:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Odin and the Aesir are a bunch of punks who can't take a joke. It's Loki that yall need to bow down to...since his dog Fenrir will kill both Odin and Tyr while he's finishing off Heimdall come Ragnarok. Lokis afterlife is an endless vinyard with buxom ladies and strong (but silent) farmhands. Eating and drinking and laughing and music and rolling around in the grass for all eternity. No war, no conflict. Just endless green fields*.
*and maybe some snow - but i think they got that one wrong. See, it;s coke. They're not frost giants, per se.....they're just hung and high on yay.
-and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.
*and maybe some snow - but i think they got that one wrong. See, it;s coke. They're not frost giants, per se.....they're just hung and high on yay.
-and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.
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