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Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life?
This poll is closed.
Hell, yes!
62.50%
10 62.50%
Hell, no!
6.25%
1 6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.
0%
0 0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.
6.25%
1 6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!
0%
0 0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!
25.00%
4 25.00%
Total 16 vote(s) 100%
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm)Joods Wrote: Well I'm Odin's wife. So y'all mother fuckers can kneel before me too.

I'd love to... Razz
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:20 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:24 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Astreja - January 22, 2018 at 11:19 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by SaStrike - January 22, 2018 at 6:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:50 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:31 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Mr.Obvious - January 22, 2018 at 7:14 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Haipule - January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KevinM1 - January 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by brewer - January 22, 2018 at 10:08 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 7:43 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 22, 2018 at 7:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 8:58 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 8:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 22, 2018 at 9:03 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 9:09 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:28 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by vorlon13 - January 22, 2018 at 9:50 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fireball - January 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Whateverist - January 23, 2018 at 2:26 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Rev. Rye - January 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Jackalope - January 23, 2018 at 1:57 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 5:28 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Cyberman - January 23, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 5:53 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:12 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Fake Messiah - January 23, 2018 at 5:18 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 5:21 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Minimalist - January 23, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 5:31 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by Joods - January 23, 2018 at 6:14 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:35 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:46 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by The Valkyrie - January 23, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 6:55 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 23, 2018 at 7:01 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by KittyAnn - January 23, 2018 at 7:15 pm
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by pocaracas - January 24, 2018 at 3:19 am
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News? - by rado84 - January 26, 2018 at 9:52 pm

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