Apparently I am to be converted in some way to make me endure the eternity of the afterlife. That will not be me anymore. Stop the pathetic false equivocation. Nobody mentioned dentists other than you, so don't you fucking dare strawman me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
