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Wishmaster 2018

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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 2:46 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 2:47 pm by henryp.)
(January 28, 2018 at 2:31 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Granted, you never get to watch anime again.  (that shit would make anyone depressed)

I wish my hair would stop falling out of my head.

Granted. In a twist of fate, hair instead begins to fall onto your head.  Some stray hairs from others who were balding as you once were, but mostly pubes.  Wet shower drain piles of pubes take a bee line towards your head, the hair mass slowly but surely grows in size until you are no longer able to stand.  You just lie on the ground held in place by a mountain of pubes until eventually the weight crushes your skull ending the misery that was the last bit of your life.

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Wishmaster 2018 - by Cinjin - January 28, 2018 at 1:30 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by purplepurpose - January 28, 2018 at 1:44 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by The Grand Nudger - January 28, 2018 at 1:51 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cinjin - January 28, 2018 at 1:56 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 28, 2018 at 2:10 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by purplepurpose - January 28, 2018 at 2:24 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cinjin - January 28, 2018 at 2:31 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by henryp - January 28, 2018 at 2:46 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by purplepurpose - January 28, 2018 at 3:15 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Athene - January 28, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2018 at 2:33 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Fireball - January 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by brewer - January 28, 2018 at 4:47 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Fireball - January 28, 2018 at 6:03 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 28, 2018 at 6:50 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 28, 2018 at 7:00 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Athene - January 28, 2018 at 7:13 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cinjin - January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 29, 2018 at 10:35 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 28, 2018 at 8:26 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cinjin - January 28, 2018 at 9:28 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2018 at 9:36 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Shell B - January 28, 2018 at 10:44 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by SteelCurtain - January 28, 2018 at 11:27 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by LadyForCamus - January 28, 2018 at 11:45 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 29, 2018 at 3:03 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 29, 2018 at 3:59 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 29, 2018 at 4:53 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2018 at 10:18 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 29, 2018 at 6:12 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Sal - January 29, 2018 at 6:39 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 29, 2018 at 11:04 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 29, 2018 at 12:34 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Shell B - January 29, 2018 at 12:37 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by SaStrike - January 29, 2018 at 12:50 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Shell B - January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 29, 2018 at 1:45 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 29, 2018 at 7:43 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 29, 2018 at 4:35 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by vulcanlogician - January 29, 2018 at 4:48 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 29, 2018 at 5:05 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Jackalope - January 29, 2018 at 5:32 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 30, 2018 at 12:52 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 29, 2018 at 7:40 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 30, 2018 at 11:28 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Shell B - January 30, 2018 at 11:34 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 11:52 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 30, 2018 at 11:55 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Shell B - January 30, 2018 at 12:06 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 30, 2018 at 12:06 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 30, 2018 at 12:11 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 30, 2018 at 1:04 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 30, 2018 at 12:54 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Brian37 - January 30, 2018 at 1:59 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Longhorn - January 30, 2018 at 12:56 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 1:22 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Edwardo Piet - January 31, 2018 at 2:22 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by henryp - January 30, 2018 at 1:48 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 3:01 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Sal - January 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by vulcanlogician - January 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Sal - January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Fireball - January 30, 2018 at 10:05 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Fireball - January 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 30, 2018 at 11:30 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by vulcanlogician - January 31, 2018 at 7:23 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by KittyAnn - January 31, 2018 at 7:55 am
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Cyberman - January 31, 2018 at 12:48 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by Mr.Obvious - January 31, 2018 at 1:01 pm
RE: Wishmaster 2018 - by vulcanlogician - January 31, 2018 at 2:00 pm

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