(January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but your dick falls off after two years and you’re left to retire in misery.
I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without feeling shitty the next day.
(January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You go insane from trying to make sense of the mulricoloured crayon scribbles.
I wish I was a famous, in-demand porn star.
Your wish is granted, but your urine becomes so saturated with alcohol that you are immolated when pissing on a camp fire.
I wish for a long life.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.