(January 30, 2018 at 1:48 pm)wallym Wrote: I wish ear hair wasn't a thing.
Granted. Ear hair instantly vanishes, all over the Universe. You wake up with your ear cavities full of insects, and an army of pissed-off rabbits with pitchforks smashing down your door.
I wish flat-earthers had more than one brain between them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
