Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever

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I was once told that if evolution was true, my wooden door would evolve legs and run down the street!

I tell you if evolution is true, Christians wouldn’t be as dumb as your wooden door.

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So does he not know how to fly?

Maybe he does?  He should jump off a building and give it a try.

Strange how the appeal of sucking jesus cock diminishes when the notionally cock is notionally thrusted in their faces.

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And a real crocoduck existed, with the bill of a duck and the body of a croc, during the Cretaceous. It’s almost as if evolution is prescient, sentient, and derives malicious joy from planting land mines millions of years earlier to explode under the feet [/url]of ray comfort and Kirk Cameron millions of years later.