Absolutely mortified

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You guys. I want to crawl into a hole and die right now.

So my husband has been away at SERE training these past couple of weeks, and a sexy picture of me in panties that I meant to send to him today I accidentally sent to my family group chat. Consisting of my mom, sister, 2 brothers, dad, and my sister's husband.

Someone kill me now. Just kill me...

Know how you feel! My ex-wife wanted some estrogen to help her with hot flashes, but because she practiced holistic/naturopathic life style she did not want to go to real MD to get the meds.

So, I said " You can get that stuff without a script if you got to some online pharmacy overseas. You could try it and if it helps you can go to real MD and get $4.00 Walmart script."

I went on line for her to purchase lowest dose estrogen without a script. Found a site which featured photo of trustworthyish young MD's in lab coats and stethoscopes assuring me of the "finest quality".

I cracked up during the "prescreening interview" :

Age : 49

Gender : Male

Height, weight, etc.

I wondered what they thought a 49 nine year old man was ordering estrogen for?

They sent the meds, no problem.From Bangeladesh! She did not like them and began some other herbal treatment she had never tried before. This one worked! You know why? Because menopause does not last forever!

Then, I began to get these email spam offers from every overseas, fly by night pharmacy.

Every morning I would delete 20-30 spam messages like this:

"You need lotab, xanax?"

"You want suckeee, fuckee all night? World Best Viagra!"

"You want please wifey all night? Super , World Best Viagra!"

"You stay hard like rock, please wife twice!"

"Pain? We got Percocet for you! Also, Suckee, Fuckee all night? Viagra, free with Percocet order!"

I deleted them daily. I thought eventually they might give up.

Then, they launched something I knew nothing about. A "Worm"!

A malicious program that took command of my email contacts and sent these same messages as if they were being sent by me. To everyone on my contact list! Like a personal endorsement from me.

My 20 something daughter responds: "Ummm, I don't need this kind of shit! Especially from you!"

My 20 something son responds: "Way to go Dad! Rock on!"

My 80 year old Mother-in-Law responds: "Thanks for the recommendation, but I am having a hard time verifying which "Canadian" pharmacy to contact"

My wife was like "WTF?"

My Pentecoostal preacher Dad was the only one who had sense to call me directly and ask: "This does not seem right! Is there something I should know?" Thankfully for him, we got this mess cleared up. I was like " What!! I did not send that to You!' "I did not think so!"

Morale of the story? Yahoo email sucks!