RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: March 9, 2018 at 5:43 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(March 9, 2018 at 5:20 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: A true lady never masturbates and tells! 🤭
What matters is that you've done your homework, figured out what you like and are now ready to go out into the world prepared to be a better partner. Kudos to you, kudos I say. (I hope you mom congratulated you on this.)
Nah, I was young and she was very catholic at the time, so of course I was shamed into thinking I was doing something grotesque and horrendous. I mean, I continued to do it, but I went forward with a new-found sense of guilt and self-hatred!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
