Abominations.

[Cecelia]

I wouldn't have abominations. I'd just smite everything that upset me. Much like the Old Testament god, but with more rigorous standards. Like someone eating Bacon? Go for it! Someone molesting a child? Calling all Bears and/or honey badgers. Someone loves someone of the same sex? Ahh true love! Someone pours milk before cereal? Hey you, Dog! Go pee on your owner. Someone spoils something for people on the internet? Your computer just got fried before you could post it. You go to an NRA rally? Well too bad, cause guns aren't a thing anymore. You're overweight? Well good news, cause I've boosted your metabolism so you can finally lose those pounds. Even though you're fine just the way you are. Being overweight isn't an abomination, but the fact that food makes you gain weight is. (And losing weight is way too hard as it is). You bully a kid at school? Gonna steal from Stranger Things, and make you wet your pants. You abuse your kid? I'll direct a bullet from a cop's gun firing at an unarmed person, and direct it into your shoulder, causing you to lose the ability to use your arm at all. Killing two birds with one stone, cause I'm that kinda goddess. You cheat to win in an online multiplayer game? Your connection will now be 28kbps to even the odds. You're conning someone out of their money? Fire Ants will find you and make you their bitch.

See if I were god, and I cared about people's behavior enough, I'd stop them. I wouldn't tell them "Don't do this" or "Don't do that" and hope they learn from it--then punish them if they don't. And my punishments wouldn't all be DEATH FOR EVERYONE. It'd be death for some, mild lashings for others.