(March 22, 2018 at 3:31 am)Jenny A Wrote:(March 21, 2018 at 9:44 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I would be the god of the potluck. Hell fire to anyone wielding Jello salad.
Can there be a very special hell for those who dye peaches green before adding them to the jello?
Yes! Every St Patrick's day you will reincarnated into green beer and then vomited out by half Irish revelers.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!