Abominations.

[Astreja]

If you were a god or goddess, what would be on your list of Abominations?

Smoked oysters, proceeding into intersections before there's a clear spot on the far side and creating a gridlock, and attempting to sell extended warranties.

For an extra prize (unspecified and not free), what would you be a god or goddess of.

I currently hold the position of Goddess of the Vernal Equinox (but only for the Northern Hemisphere), punctuation, chocolate, and Random Equipment Malfunctions.  I'm the one Whose name you may take in vain when you get a Blue Screen of Death.