How to clean out an infestation of muslims?

[I_am_not_mafia]

As you know, I live in the country of Europe and we're currently being over run by muslims who are out breeding the natives.

Well I woke up last night a bit groggy from too much drink and walked into the kitchen to get some water. When I switched the light on I found a muslim eating the crumbs off my floor. He scurried away before I could do anything and ran into the boiler room. I think he got in by running along the pipe going into the roof because there's a huge gap between it and the ceiling. My worries are that now he's here he's going to bring his family in and start breeding faster than me. I don't want to walk into the kitchen drunk and naked one night after copulating to find that a no-go area has been set up with a strict interpretation of Sharia law. Sure, I live in rented accommodation but I might lose my deposit.

I've set up humane muslim traps and plugged some ultrasonic music-emitting repellants into my electrical sockets. I'm wondering about getting a dog because I've heard that muslims don't like those.

I've seen news articles about entire houses becoming Islamized and am worried that it might happen in my own home.