Well, isn't this just fucking peachy? Four and a half fucking years I've been dragging myself into this place, trying to bring a little joy and laughter into your dreary, humdrum existences, and this is the first time I've gotten a 'Happy Birthday' thread.
I was recently voted AF's 'Arbiter of Humour' (a far more dignified title than 'Funniest Member', I think), so that must be the reason for the sudden recognition - you lot are simply trying to suck up to me in my new and exalted position to curry favour, thinking I will give you access to my own lifestyle of fast women and easy cars. Well, think again, you sycophantic weasels . It isn't going to happen. I am currently working on a nefarious plan to frame you all for the murder of each other (details yet to be worked out), so you'll soon rue the day you thought you could take me for a fool.
Boru
I was recently voted AF's 'Arbiter of Humour' (a far more dignified title than 'Funniest Member', I think), so that must be the reason for the sudden recognition - you lot are simply trying to suck up to me in my new and exalted position to curry favour, thinking I will give you access to my own lifestyle of fast women and easy cars. Well, think again, you sycophantic weasels . It isn't going to happen. I am currently working on a nefarious plan to frame you all for the murder of each other (details yet to be worked out), so you'll soon rue the day you thought you could take me for a fool.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
