RE: How to clean out an infestation of muslims?
March 24, 2018 at 11:56 am
(This post was last modified: March 24, 2018 at 12:13 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
(March 24, 2018 at 11:40 am)Hammy Wrote: Have you tried laying a slice of bacon in each corner of every room? I've heard that does wonders for dealing with the ol' Muslim infestation problem.
Yeah I tried that. Didn't work. Although I do wonder if maybe I should have killed the pig and sliced it, but it looked at me with such doleful eyes ...
Aha! I might have found something. Apparently muslims hate democracy and our western values. So I've installed a ballot box in the kitchen with a question printed on the side "Who should stack the dishwasher?". I'm also setting up a puppet dictatorship in the boiler room and selling it weapons for access to all the fossil fuels stored there.
