How to clean out an infestation of muslims?

[Edwardo Piet]

So I've installed a ballot box in the kitchen with a question printed on the side "Who should stack the dishwasher?". I'm also setting up a puppet dictatorship in the boiler room and selling it weapons for access to all the fossil fuels stored there.

Be careful that they don't simply take it as a rhetorical question and the equivalent of "Where did the women in bags go? The dishwasher needs stashing."

Make sure you make it clear the question leaves open the possibility that MEN could possibly stack the dishwasher.

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As you know, I live in the country of Europe and we're currently being over run by muslims who are out breeding the natives.
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Hyphen-humour.

Apologies... it's the Aspie brain.  I now have mental images of a kinda Chelsea Flower Show or Crufts where hobbyists show their new breeds of natives.

I love hyphens so much that one day I may find myself masturbating and realizing I was turned on by a lady who knew how to use hyphened language in all the right places. Heck, maybe she knows how to do something else in all the right places too?

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You could try bringing in another tribe of muslims and them kill each other off.

They seem to do that with glee.

That could very well work but I might find my kitchen blown up. That would definitely lose me my deposit.

Have you checked your online bank account to make sure it isn't already riddled with Quranic messages?

I've heard that the Muslim infestation can even spread to and RUIN those here online bank accounts an' whatnot. I checked my Halifax. Thankfully it's still English which is good because I don't speak muslim innit. Shrimp on the barbie shrimp on the barbie! Oh wait that's Australian slang and not British chav. Whoops.

Also, check your drainpipes to make sure you aren't getting any of that ol' notorious Imam leakage. I've heard Imams can leak out of the drains.