RE: Happy Birthday BrianSoddingBoru4
March 25, 2018 at 8:39 am
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 8:40 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(March 24, 2018 at 11:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was recently voted AF's 'Arbiter of Humour' (a far more dignified title than 'Funniest Member', I think), so that must be the reason for the sudden recognition - you lot are simply trying to suck up to me in my new and exalted position to curry favour, thinking I will give you access to my own lifestyle of fast women and easy cars. Well, think again, you sycophantic weasels . It isn't going to happen. I am currently working on a nefarious plan to frame you all for the murder of each other (details yet to be worked out), so you'll soon rue the day you thought you could take me for a fool.
Your humor reminds me of a intelectualized version of some of Risk Mayall's characters, lol.
It's like Blackadder meets Richard Richard lol.
"I'M HILARIOUS YOU TITS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN FUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!"
becomes
"I'm the arbiter of humor you sycophantic weasels"
You are though. I sure as hell voted you funniest member. Nothing funny about my member.
Perhaps I could win the award for "Most exhausted and overused member"? Or, "Member with most friction burns"?
EDIT: WTF I thought I already wished you happy birthday ages ago. DAMN FALSE MEMORIES AND HOW THEY ASSAULT MY REALITY! Hiccup.
Happy belated birthday.
