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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 11:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What would god do with feet outside of time and space?

Now there's a thing, why aren't there twenty commandments?

Jesus whittled the List down to 6.

None of the followers (to this very day) noticed, but it's in the Bible.

I suppose if he had increased it to 20 it would have went just as unnoticed as the prohibition on remarriage after divorce. Sorry Jesus. you were wasting your breath on that one, weren't you. Of all people, didn't you know that one wasn't going to work out because your followers (funny word to use for that if you think about it) think know better ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 6:45 pm

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