1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?
4.3. Should I be institutionalized?
5. When was the last time you were cool?
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?
7. Okay, be honest: does it?
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you?
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam?
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?
14. Describe your favorite hoopla.
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?
4.3. Should I be institutionalized?
5. When was the last time you were cool?
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?
7. Okay, be honest: does it?
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you?
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam?
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?14. Describe your favorite hoopla.
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
