1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? Tomato. But not by itself or on a sandwich. More in indian cuisine.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldy. Don't believe in the other two.
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? *dry heave*
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? You're apparently at least able to type.
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? Go check lost and found.
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? I sure enjoy being part of this here AF institution.
5. When was the last time you were cool? Ummm...all my peers parents thought I was cool in middle school wit my love for Kenny G and Ray Lynch.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? Well, not at the moment, but we'll see if I'm around tomorrow, non?
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Shouldn't this be 6b.? I'm kind of OCD about tat.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Uh...
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? As long as said knife was metaphorical and not real.
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? Does NPR ever get loud (unless they're using the Emergency Alert System)?
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? (-5)
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Well, in '11 or so I had a fecal draw, which involved a young woman's finger (in glove) up my derriere. I had what was determined to be giardia.
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Oh, so you're a doctor, now?
14. Describe your favorite hoopla. It gets me knee deep.
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. Oh, class 350 fer sherrrrr.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldy. Don't believe in the other two.
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? *dry heave*
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? You're apparently at least able to type.
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? Go check lost and found.
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? I sure enjoy being part of this here AF institution.
5. When was the last time you were cool? Ummm...all my peers parents thought I was cool in middle school wit my love for Kenny G and Ray Lynch.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? Well, not at the moment, but we'll see if I'm around tomorrow, non?
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Shouldn't this be 6b.? I'm kind of OCD about tat.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Uh...
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? As long as said knife was metaphorical and not real.
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? Does NPR ever get loud (unless they're using the Emergency Alert System)?
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? (-5)
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Well, in '11 or so I had a fecal draw, which involved a young woman's finger (in glove) up my derriere. I had what was determined to be giardia.
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Oh, so you're a doctor, now?14. Describe your favorite hoopla. It gets me knee deep.
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. Oh, class 350 fer sherrrrr.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
