1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? Tomato
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldemort
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? 👀
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? A little hehe
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I’ll help you find it!
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Nah
5. When was the last time you were cool? 1997 I was cool as fuck
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? I’ve always been imaginary
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Only when it feels like it
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Makes perfect sense to me
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? Nothing could ever cut through all the bullshit
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? Nope
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? Is that slang for fight because I’ll fight you, I’ll lose but I’ll fight anyway
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Never actually. Is this something I should be doing?
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Unfortunately I don’t think I’m your type 
14. Describe your favorite hoopla. It’s pink and soft
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. 17/10
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldemort
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? 👀
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? A little hehe
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I’ll help you find it!
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Nah
5. When was the last time you were cool? 1997 I was cool as fuck
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? I’ve always been imaginary
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Only when it feels like it
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Makes perfect sense to me
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? Nothing could ever cut through all the bullshit
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? Nope
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? Is that slang for fight because I’ll fight you, I’ll lose but I’ll fight anyway
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Never actually. Is this something I should be doing?
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Unfortunately I don’t think I’m your type 14. Describe your favorite hoopla. It’s pink and soft
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. 17/10
