1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? tomato
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? angel
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? my dog: "1, 2, 3 (crunch)... 3"
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? No, I don't think so.
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I lack the necessary professional license to make that call.
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Depends on if society thinks your lack of conformity threatens it or not...
5. When was the last time you were cool? Last time I met someone--before I opened my mouth and said anything.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? IDK, I have an entire book with stories about me proving I exists. God only has a real tangible body which anyone can touch or see
7. Okay, be honest: does it? TBH, no.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Maybe
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? All you need is a razor for that
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? What? I can't hear you over the music.
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? You want me to turn the music up? Okay!
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? I can't turn the music up any louder. That's as high as it goes.
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? I can't hear you over the music, but yeah sure, go ahead.
14. Describe your favorite hoopla. I don't like hoopla
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? angel
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? my dog: "1, 2, 3 (crunch)... 3"
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? No, I don't think so.
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I lack the necessary professional license to make that call.
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Depends on if society thinks your lack of conformity threatens it or not...
5. When was the last time you were cool? Last time I met someone--before I opened my mouth and said anything.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? IDK, I have an entire book with stories about me proving I exists. God only has a real tangible body which anyone can touch or see
7. Okay, be honest: does it? TBH, no.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Maybe
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? All you need is a razor for that
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? What? I can't hear you over the music.
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? You want me to turn the music up? Okay!
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? I can't turn the music up any louder. That's as high as it goes.
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? I can't hear you over the music, but yeah sure, go ahead.14. Describe your favorite hoopla. I don't like hoopla
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching.
