1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? One of these things is not like the other.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? You dare say his name?
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? Cats are not filled with cream, only malice and hate.
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? No
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? No
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room with no windows or doors. I hated that room. It made me crazy. Crazy?
5. When was the last time you were cool? This morning.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? If god is real, I would rather be fictional. I don't know if that is actually the case though.
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Ok....... Yes.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? Depends on the knife, if it was a Ginsu then absolutely.
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? MORE COWBELL
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? I'll run up one side and down the other before you even know we are at fisticuffs.
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? *rolls eyes*
13.![[Image: naughty.gif]](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/naughty.gif)
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? *rolls eyes again*
14. Describe your favorite hoopla. '76 Impalla
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. Questionnaire in hand is worth two in the bush.
2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? You dare say his name?
3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? Cats are not filled with cream, only malice and hate.
4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? No
4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? No
4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room with no windows or doors. I hated that room. It made me crazy. Crazy?
5. When was the last time you were cool? This morning.
6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? If god is real, I would rather be fictional. I don't know if that is actually the case though.
7. Okay, be honest: does it? Ok....... Yes.
8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.
9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? Depends on the knife, if it was a Ginsu then absolutely.
10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you? MORE COWBELL
11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? I'll run up one side and down the other before you even know we are at fisticuffs.
12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam? *rolls eyes*
13.
Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? *rolls eyes again*14. Describe your favorite hoopla. '76 Impalla
15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching. Questionnaire in hand is worth two in the bush.
