(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 am)Lutrinae Wrote: 1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?
Buddha.
Quote:2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?
Demon.
Quote:3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?
6.5
Quote:4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?
Always.
Quote:4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?
Never.
Quote:4.3. Should I be institutionalized?
Banana.
Quote:5. When was the last time you were cool?
When I got home earlier, before I turned my heater on.
Quote:6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?
Yes.
Quote:7. Okay, be honest: does it?
No.
Quote:8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.
Apricot.
Quote:9. If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?
Doctor Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Quote:10. It's too loud. Turn it down. Did you?
No. It's always loud in my ears.
Quote:11. You didn't turn it down. Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?
Suck on my manly parts.
Quote:12. When was the last time you had a rectal exam?
Never.
Quote:13.Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?
In your dreams, sure.
Quote:14. Describe your favorite hoopla.
Doctor Seuss's The Cat in the Hat.
Quote:15. Rate this questionnaire. Be careful. I'm watching.
7.3/11
