Malformed Idioms
April 13, 2018 at 5:15 am
(This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 5:24 am by ignoramus.)
I just can't take it anymore!
I need to vent!
I've told her a million times but she's too set in her ways.
In a phone conversation with her friend 2 days ago:
She says: "The writing's on the blackboard" .................................... (maybe she never really got over Mr Squiggle!
)
She says: "You have to think outside the circle" ................................... Jesus Christ. I give up!
And lastly she always says: "As a constellation", you will still receive something, etc ........... Yep! My dear wife is now a fucking Astrophysicist!
Heard any other bastardised English sayings? Put them here ...
I’m waiting with baited breath...
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I need to vent!
I've told her a million times but she's too set in her ways.
In a phone conversation with her friend 2 days ago:
She says: "The writing's on the blackboard" .................................... (maybe she never really got over Mr Squiggle!
)She says: "You have to think outside the circle" ................................... Jesus Christ. I give up!
And lastly she always says: "As a constellation", you will still receive something, etc ........... Yep! My dear wife is now a fucking Astrophysicist!
Heard any other bastardised English sayings? Put them here ...
I’m waiting with baited breath...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
