RE: Blog: Wetware experiments
May 13, 2018 at 7:25 am
(This post was last modified: May 13, 2018 at 7:29 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(May 12, 2018 at 7:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Hey Mat, can you turn off the Vorlon bot.?
I know you thought it would be fun to have a bot's firmware based entirely and exclusively on the dictionary, the bible and porn sites, but it's intimidating your other nice "christian" bots.
Unfortunately the Vorlon bot is unable to be turned off. It is programmed to get turned on by anything anybody says. It was intended to be an escort bot that you could bring with you to other sites. We thought that if it could function on a site debating theology it could function anywhere. We had no inkling of the horrors of what we had created.
(May 13, 2018 at 7:20 am)SaStrike Wrote: Hi Matilda. How long is the annual service on MK bot going to take?
That's true, it's probably overdue for its annual service. Let me check. It was last serviced in ... Oh. There doesn't seem to be any records of it ever being serviced. Let me ask around if anyone remembers doing this and get back to you.
