Losty’s random notes
May 14, 2018 at 12:10 am
(This post was last modified: May 14, 2018 at 12:11 am by Losty.)
I was looking through my notes And I found this random list:
The foreskin of Jesus may lie safeguarded in reliquaries made of gold and crystal and inlayed with gems--or it may have ascended into the heavens all by itself.
A race of giants once roamed the earth, the result of women and demi-gods interbreeding.
They lived at the same time as fire breathing dragons.
A prophet once traveled between two cities on a miniature flying horse with the face of a woman and the tail of a peacock.
Sacred underwear protects believers from spiritual contamination and, according to some adherents, from fire and speeding bullets.
When certain rites are performed beforehand, bread turns into human flesh after it is swallowed.
Invisible supernatural beings reveal themselves in mundane objects like oozing paint or cooking food.
In the end times, God's chosen people will be gathered together in Jackson County, Missouri.
Believers can drink poison or get bit by snakes without being harmed.
Sprinkling water on a newborn, if done correctly, can keep the baby from eons of suffering should he or she die prematurely.
Waving a chicken over your head can take away your sins.
God climbed a mountain and could see the whole earth from the mountain peak.
Putting a dirty milk glass and a plate from a roast beef sandwich in the same dishwasher can contaminate your soul.
Human beings contains many alien spirits that were trapped in volcanos by hydrogen bombs.
If you don't cut off part of a boys penis on the 8th day of his life, his spirit will be excised.
If you throw a baby off a 50 ft temple and other people catch her in a sheet she will live a happy, healthy, and lucky life. If they don’t, she won’t.
I have no memory of why this list is in my notes. Weird right?
Anyway, this is now going to be a thread where I take my personal notes and share them for everyone to read.
The foreskin of Jesus may lie safeguarded in reliquaries made of gold and crystal and inlayed with gems--or it may have ascended into the heavens all by itself.
A race of giants once roamed the earth, the result of women and demi-gods interbreeding.
They lived at the same time as fire breathing dragons.
A prophet once traveled between two cities on a miniature flying horse with the face of a woman and the tail of a peacock.
Sacred underwear protects believers from spiritual contamination and, according to some adherents, from fire and speeding bullets.
When certain rites are performed beforehand, bread turns into human flesh after it is swallowed.
Invisible supernatural beings reveal themselves in mundane objects like oozing paint or cooking food.
In the end times, God's chosen people will be gathered together in Jackson County, Missouri.
Believers can drink poison or get bit by snakes without being harmed.
Sprinkling water on a newborn, if done correctly, can keep the baby from eons of suffering should he or she die prematurely.
Waving a chicken over your head can take away your sins.
God climbed a mountain and could see the whole earth from the mountain peak.
Putting a dirty milk glass and a plate from a roast beef sandwich in the same dishwasher can contaminate your soul.
Human beings contains many alien spirits that were trapped in volcanos by hydrogen bombs.
If you don't cut off part of a boys penis on the 8th day of his life, his spirit will be excised.
If you throw a baby off a 50 ft temple and other people catch her in a sheet she will live a happy, healthy, and lucky life. If they don’t, she won’t.
I have no memory of why this list is in my notes. Weird right?
Anyway, this is now going to be a thread where I take my personal notes and share them for everyone to read.
