RE: Pulling the plug
September 8, 2011 at 1:56 am
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2011 at 2:36 am by Rokcet Scientist.)
BTW, how would you like to be a French, Italian, or German count? Complete with 13th century landclaims in a picturesque rural valley, eh! And of course the remnants of the ancestral castle. With moat. And all the paperwork including the authenticated original noble letter from the applicable monarch. And a real purdy coat of arms!
I can make you a real sweet deal!
As a matter of fact, this little property just came onto the market. The 99 year old dowager duchess died just yesterday, you see. Lived there all by herself, the poor soul. Since her husband the Duke, Großadmiral Ruprecht von Saufenhausen zu Arschlecken, died for ze cause in ze last days of ze war.
![[Image: neuschwanstein-castle.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i75.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi319%2FRokcetScientist%2Fneuschwanstein-castle.jpg)
It's called Neuschwannstein Castle (in old Saxon: Nu'dikhed castle).
Would suit you to a tee!
The neighbors haven't got that, have they?
If you're quick I can get you right of first refusal...
I can make you a real sweet deal!

As a matter of fact, this little property just came onto the market. The 99 year old dowager duchess died just yesterday, you see. Lived there all by herself, the poor soul. Since her husband the Duke, Großadmiral Ruprecht von Saufenhausen zu Arschlecken, died for ze cause in ze last days of ze war.
![[Image: neuschwanstein-castle.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i75.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi319%2FRokcetScientist%2Fneuschwanstein-castle.jpg)
It's called Neuschwannstein Castle (in old Saxon: Nu'dikhed castle).
Would suit you to a tee!
The neighbors haven't got that, have they?

If you're quick I can get you right of first refusal...