Thanks everyone for the extremely warm welcome! And apologies for the absurdly ironically clichéd username, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing! Also, apologies for not having responded earlier; it wasn't until I had a "hi-larious" incident with a spider that I remembered that I'd signed up here, sorry...
I hope Kayenneh doesn't eat me for that...
I hope Kayenneh doesn't eat me for that...