RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 30, 2018 at 10:30 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2018 at 10:38 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 30, 2018 at 10:21 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Today was a horrible day. I fought with my almost four year old all day. I screamed. I cried. And now I’m coping with it all by downing a bottle of wine. Don’t judge me. But, yeah you can totally judge me. 😒
Only a year to go according to my patented "Beccs' Guide to Raising Successful Children"
Chapter 11: "Children should be encouraged to move out of the house at age 5. Whereas 25 is the new 40, therefore 5 is the new 20.
With that in mind, a child should be capable of living an independent life by age 5. If they can't survive on their own at this age, they will never be successful adults and will become a drain on society and their parents.*
*see chapter 15 "euthanising your good for nothing ten year old for the good of society"
For some reason, I can't get anyone to publish it...**
**anyone who doesn't know this is a joke doesn't know me at all...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
