(May 31, 2018 at 7:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:(May 31, 2018 at 2:38 pm)Fireball Wrote: My wife collects antiques. We have a wind-up Victrola that is about 4 feet tall. If she dies before I do, that thing is gone, to the highest bidder.
Just secretly sell it and pretend like you don't know what happened to it.
I wish! I'm one of those people who cannot tell a lie with a straight face. You should see some of the other crap. She bought a doll bed that is broken. I was forbidden to fix it because it would lose value.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
