The Asleepening

[Haipule]

(With semi-sincere apologies to MK)

What is The Asleepening?

It's the bored feeling atheists get when we hear repetitive claims from theists about their deities, their religions, their beliefs, and why we should accept their claims as fact.

It is the feeling we get when they threaten us with eternal torment if we don't believe what they're telling us.

It's the feeling we get when we are told why we're atheists, why we think the way we do, and what we believe.

It's the feeling we get when we're told that we need to prove there are no deities and that we should accept claims about THEIR deity but no other.

It is the feeling we get when we get quotes from holy books, personal testimonies, or arguments from ignorance as the reason we should believe.

It is the feeling when we read any of the above, yawn, and decide it's just not worth engaging any more.

That is what The Asleepening is.

Now that's funny, I have the same problem with them even though I am a Christian! I don't believe in man made fuckin' theologies! I've translated and read the bible in the autographed languages of it. I do NOT agree to disagree! They're just plain stupid! I'm wonder where they got all that stuff? Do you love me now! Please, please please!!!