Something old people today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 5:07 am
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2018 at 7:01 am by ignoramus.)
Kit's thread was funny but then I became sad as reality dawned on me. (Actually, I fell asleep). The modern world is whizzing past me at a rate of knots.
As a middleage (or older) bloke, I cannot grasp the following:
How to wear my pants below my bum without them falling off
(Sometimes I walk out of the toilet and forget to pull them back up, but that's an honest mistake)
I have no idea what a hashtag or a tweet is. And you know what? I think I don't give a shit anyway.
Why do I want more internet "friends" when I rarely catch up with the real ones I have now?
When did talking in rhyme with background electronic noises become music?
Why do I need a fitbit when just waking up in the morning is a miraculous achievement! Now, physically getting out of bed is another matter, of course!
Why can't the young little shits be more respectful and just stay off my lawn!
What else ya got...?
As a middleage (or older) bloke, I cannot grasp the following:
How to wear my pants below my bum without them falling off
(Sometimes I walk out of the toilet and forget to pull them back up, but that's an honest mistake)
I have no idea what a hashtag or a tweet is. And you know what? I think I don't give a shit anyway.
Why do I want more internet "friends" when I rarely catch up with the real ones I have now?
When did talking in rhyme with background electronic noises become music?
Why do I need a fitbit when just waking up in the morning is a miraculous achievement! Now, physically getting out of bed is another matter, of course!
Why can't the young little shits be more respectful and just stay off my lawn!
What else ya got...?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
