Alien Crucifixion Scenario

[Jehanne]

What the fuck have I to gain from someone else's suffering?

Nothing, that's what.

Good answer! If I fuck up I expect to be held responsible. I have never done anything worthy of atonement through sacrificing another person to death. I would never accept the offer.

This is why the authors of the Gospel of John had no problem placing Jesus' crucifixion on a Thursday, as opposed to the historical Friday, because Jesus was, for them, the "perfect lamb" who got slaughtered on the same day as the other lambs were getting butchered.