(June 1, 2018 at 1:37 pm)A Theist Wrote:Game warden checking catches at a boat dock. One elderly gentleman comes in with his limit on EVERYTHING. The warden congrats and sends him on his way. The next day the old guy repeats the performance. And the day after that!(June 1, 2018 at 1:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And some M80s.
Used to try and do some fishing with M80s. Light 'em and throw 'em fast!
The warden is curious as all hell and asks to go along on the next trip out. The old guy takes him to a secluded bay and drops anchor. He pulled out several sticks of dynamite, lights one and tosses it well away from the boat. When it stops raining lake water he runs the boat over and cherrypicks the stunned fish.
The officer is shocked. "You can't do that, especially with me right here in the boat!"
The old guy just lights another stick and tosses it in the warden's lap.
"You gonna talk or fish?"
