(June 2, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:I'm never TOO late! God's timing is perfect! So, I'm being perfectly timed--thank you! Can I make you a margarita and give you a massage? With candle light playing your favorite music in your favorite place! I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose and everything in between! I'm a real Christian man! Not some "wannabe" useless crap!(June 2, 2018 at 2:56 pm)Haipule Wrote: The Valkyrie
Show me all your beauty,
Take me to your pleasant places that I may delight in them,
Let me live forever in the rapture of your love,
And !!!THRIVE!!! in your orgasm!
Are you awake yet?
Yes.
And you're too late. There's someone sleeping next to me.
Three someones if you count the two cats...
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
