The Asleepening

[brewer]

Yes.

And you're too late.  There's someone sleeping next to me.

Three someones if you count the two cats...

I'm never TOO late! God's timing is perfect! So, I'm being perfectly timed--thank you! Can I make you a margarita and give you a massage? With candle light playing your favorite music in your favorite place! I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose and everything in between! I'm a real Christian man! Not some "wannabe" useless crap!

And here I thought I was the creepy one. JFC. Got to take a back seat to this one.

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I truly wish theists would find new arguments and things to say. It gets old hearing them repeat the same old shit time and time again and act as if you should be floored by their words.

Around here? Sigh........... get used to it kid.

We do have one or two that you might find unique, not your run of the mill. I'll let you discover them on your own.