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Life?
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RE: Life?
(June 13, 2018 at 6:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: Thanks Purplepurpose, that was brilliant.
I sure hope something's waiting for me in the bushes of love. :-)
I LOVE bushes too!

(June 13, 2018 at 6:47 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?

Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!

If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!

As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!

Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!

No promises from me! Are you referring to the Christian Bible that promises death and hellfire for so many? That book of life?
Yes, that book. "Death and hellfire", that's only for the people whom sit in pews and listen to Stupid who went to seminary school to learn how to be stupid and teach others how to be stupid. I'm sure you have met some of them. But, it's really stupid! Yet, I know I'm preaching to the choir.


The bible I read, in it's autographed language, as it was written, teaches me how to kick the worlds royal fuckin' ass using the trust(erroneously translated as "faith") I have learned from the pages of Scripture.


The bible doesn't teach religious jerkassisity! That belongs only to the church with a steeple and a cross. The true church(ekklEsia: called out from amongst the rest--people) are the ones who trust God in the life of His promise and kick, and LOVE, ass!

Do you love ass?

(June 13, 2018 at 7:50 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am)Haipule Wrote: Enough Already! No one can tell anyone that life doesn't exist! However, if we say that God guarantees abundant life: then we have a book that PROMISES to guarantee it! If you don't think that the promised life is real then: how many times have you tried it?

Oh wait, I forgot, you think that life is nature and is somehow SUPERIOR to the One that designed it to your benefit! Good luck with fighting against the Whom-One guaranteed the existence of life itself! AND, made you a promise that it would be beyond YOUR wildest dreams! And good luck proving that I am not already there!

If you say, "no dude"--then welcome to your nightmare with no guarantee of success! No advantage because of ameba shit. Are you all just ameba shit?! Evolutionary crap without advantage?!

As soon as there is love, righteousness and trust flourishing on this globe through everyone of us, including The Minimalist, then something MUST be guaranteeing the success over and over again!

Just promise me you will not go to church to learn how to be--completely stupid and useless! Apparently, the bible was written for you and your life and NOT the ones whom play church!

*my bold*

There is no 'advantage', either you get it done or it doesn't get done.  

The bible is not holy.  Doesn't matter if you got it autographed or not.
I'm sure glad I have all the help from a living God, in 'getting it done' in pursuing the perfection of the all things of His making called 'The Universe"(AKA: pursuing the righteousness of God in the all things) in every tight spot and wide open space. Without God and His Word directing my path to His perfect standard of the all things(His righteousness) , I would truly suck! Do you agree?

Or, do you really think that "God helps those who helps themselves" which is NEVER stated or, implied in Scripture! Rather, quite the opposite. God's Word mounted me up with "wings of eagles" so that I don't have to swim in dirty fishbowls!

(June 13, 2018 at 3:51 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Why would a god need to put his information in a book (made by humans - every bible I ever saw had the publisher's name at the front) this god can make a universe but can't manage a book without using humans to help out? Doesn't sound like anything worth worship to me
If there is no God then nothing really matters. If there is a God and He has revealed Himself through Scripture--then nothing else really matters.
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Messages In This Thread
Life? - by Haipule - June 13, 2018 at 3:48 am
RE: Life? - by ignoramus - June 13, 2018 at 4:03 am
RE: Life? - by emjay - June 13, 2018 at 4:05 am
RE: Life? - by purplepurpose - June 13, 2018 at 4:56 am
RE: Life? - by Little lunch - June 13, 2018 at 6:01 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 14, 2018 at 1:36 am
RE: Life? - by robvalue - June 14, 2018 at 3:46 am
RE: Life? - by chimp3 - June 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 15, 2018 at 1:06 am
RE: Life? - by Silver - June 13, 2018 at 6:14 am
RE: Life? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 13, 2018 at 6:34 am
RE: Life? - by chimp3 - June 13, 2018 at 6:47 am
RE: Life? - by Whateverist - June 13, 2018 at 7:50 am
RE: Life? - by robvalue - June 13, 2018 at 8:08 am
RE: Life? - by brewer - June 13, 2018 at 8:18 am
RE: Life? - by The Valkyrie - June 13, 2018 at 4:06 pm
RE: Life? - by brewer - June 13, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Life? - by Succubus - June 13, 2018 at 9:18 am
RE: Life? - by Mister Agenda - June 13, 2018 at 12:13 pm
RE: Life? - by Drich - June 13, 2018 at 1:04 pm
RE: Life? - by Crossless2.0 - June 13, 2018 at 1:35 pm
RE: Life? - by LadyForCamus - June 13, 2018 at 1:34 pm
RE: Life? - by Minimalist - June 13, 2018 at 2:22 pm
RE: Life? - by Whateverist - June 13, 2018 at 2:29 pm
RE: Life? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 13, 2018 at 6:06 pm
RE: Life? - by zebo-the-fat - June 13, 2018 at 3:51 pm
RE: Life? - by Angrboda - June 13, 2018 at 4:08 pm
RE: Life? - by Simon Moon - June 13, 2018 at 4:25 pm
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 14, 2018 at 2:39 am
RE: Life? - by Ravenshire - June 16, 2018 at 2:58 am
RE: Life? - by Ravenshire - June 13, 2018 at 4:33 pm
RE: Life? - by sdelsolray - June 13, 2018 at 4:36 pm
RE: Life? - by Crossless2.0 - June 13, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Life? - by Minimalist - June 13, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Life? - by EgoDeath - June 13, 2018 at 11:05 pm
RE: Life? - by The Industrial Atheist - June 14, 2018 at 7:57 am
RE: Life? - by Succubus - June 15, 2018 at 4:52 am
RE: Life? - by robvalue - June 15, 2018 at 11:18 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 16, 2018 at 3:03 am
RE: Life? - by Ravenshire - June 16, 2018 at 3:57 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 16, 2018 at 7:14 pm
RE: Life? - by julep - June 16, 2018 at 7:35 pm
RE: Life? - by Angrboda - June 16, 2018 at 8:04 pm
RE: Life? - by Succubus - June 16, 2018 at 4:05 am
RE: Life? - by Little lunch - June 16, 2018 at 6:35 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 16, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Life? - by Succubus - June 16, 2018 at 7:06 pm
RE: Life? - by The Grand Nudger - June 15, 2018 at 11:29 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 16, 2018 at 2:48 am
RE: Life? - by Little lunch - June 15, 2018 at 5:11 pm
RE: Life? - by Angrboda - June 16, 2018 at 7:29 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 16, 2018 at 9:11 pm
RE: Life? - by The Grand Nudger - June 16, 2018 at 7:19 pm
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 17, 2018 at 1:50 am
RE: Life? - by Haipule - June 19, 2018 at 2:50 am



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