RE: Life?
June 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
(This post was last modified: June 14, 2018 at 6:25 am by chimp3.)
(June 14, 2018 at 1:36 am)Haipule Wrote:
(June 13, 2018 at 6:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: No promises from me! Are you referring to the Christian Bible that promises death and hellfire for so many? That book of life?Yes, that book. "Death and hellfire", that's only for the people whom sit in pews and listen to Stupid who went to seminary school to learn how to be stupid and teach others how to be stupid. I'm sure you have met some of them. But, it's really stupid! Yet, I know I'm preaching to the choir.
The bible I read, in it's autographed language, as it was written, teaches me how to kick the worlds royal fuckin' ass using the trust(erroneously translated as "faith") I have learned from the pages of Scripture.
The bible doesn't teach religious jerkassisity! That belongs only to the church with a steeple and a cross. The true church(ekklEsia: called out from amongst the rest--people) are the ones who trust God in the life of His promise and kick, and LOVE, ass!
Do you love ass?
Do you like tequila?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!


