Battle of Vukovar

[Anomalocaris]

In the great battle of aljubarrota some 900 years ago, a woman with a baker shovel singlehandedly drove off 30k spaniards and french. They erected a monastery there.

Never underestimate portuguese women laying bread.

If a Greek woman’s face can launch a thousand ships, then it’s not hard to believe a Portuguese woman’s face can drive off 30k Spaniards and French.