RE: Genesis interpretations - how many are there?
July 10, 2018 at 1:17 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2018 at 1:23 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It takes a certain kind of dipshit to take an inherently ethnocentric fairytale and give it even more eugenic cowbell.
@Genesis
Get to naming those indispensable items, then? There was an entire branch of christendom..cheifly responsible for your own gospel horseshit....that didn;t think jesus -was- the god of the OT. I certainly can;t see why a literal reading of genesis would be required even if one contends that the two are one in the same. It;s certainly not the majority opinion of christians. It;s simply no longer considered to be a literal story (and ironically that;s a return to it;s jewish roots as theological metaphor)....and yet people have no trouble believing that jesus is who he said he was.
You can only be telling me that -you- would be incapable of belief if genesis weren;t the literal truth..which is unfortunate...because it isn;t.
@Genesis
Get to naming those indispensable items, then? There was an entire branch of christendom..cheifly responsible for your own gospel horseshit....that didn;t think jesus -was- the god of the OT. I certainly can;t see why a literal reading of genesis would be required even if one contends that the two are one in the same. It;s certainly not the majority opinion of christians. It;s simply no longer considered to be a literal story (and ironically that;s a return to it;s jewish roots as theological metaphor)....and yet people have no trouble believing that jesus is who he said he was.
You can only be telling me that -you- would be incapable of belief if genesis weren;t the literal truth..which is unfortunate...because it isn;t.
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