Quote: Your trying to say a very specific place
Bullshit. I'm telling you what your precious KJV says in the only place that such an absurd story is told. You are trying to make excuses for it so it doesn't sound as fucking stupid as it is.
That is called apologetics and I see no reason to let you get away with it. It says what it says. Live with it and move on with your life groveling to your non-existent god.