My boss blamed me for an unfortunate encounter with a patient (who was a complete bloody idiot).
Using an argument style gleaned by creationists, I convinced my boss that, if the patient did indeed exist, then it was all his fault after all, that my boss is less than two days old so I've therefore been working here longer than he has so he has no authority over me, and that he owes me $500, dinner for the rest of the year, and a three week holiday to the destination of my choice.
It started with "were you there...?"
Using an argument style gleaned by creationists, I convinced my boss that, if the patient did indeed exist, then it was all his fault after all, that my boss is less than two days old so I've therefore been working here longer than he has so he has no authority over me, and that he owes me $500, dinner for the rest of the year, and a three week holiday to the destination of my choice.
It started with "were you there...?"
Dying to live, living to die.
