(July 24, 2018 at 11:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Romantic love means you haven't been with the person long enough to see him/her fart, scratch their arse or pick their nose in public.
And if you're still with them after that, then it's true love. (and you've compromised your life. aka marriage)
A good policy for life is to scratch someone else’s arse, pick someone else’s nose and, in extreme circumstances, shit someone else’s pants.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
