(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Go over there and ask them all sorts of tough questions.
- If there are only two of each animal, wouldn't that mean that they're offspring will have to mate which would cause fatal genetic disorders?
They didn't, which explains the prevelence of theists
(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: - How do you apply different temperatures on a single ship? Since many animals require certain environmental conditions in order to survive.
Some christians are more full of hot air than others. This facilitates the creation of different temperature zones, complete with weather fronts of doctrinal thunderstorms between them, on the arc
(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: - How do you solve the problem of disease?
They didn't, see 1
(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: - How do you fit all 8.7 million species on a single ship plus all the different variety of food to sustain them?
It seem unlikely those who could dream up this story had the wits to count much beyond 12.
(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: - How did Noah know about the flood? Since he would need to know long before it actually happened so he'd have plenty of time to build the ship and gather all 8.7 million species of animal.
God told him, but no one who is not scheduled to survive noticed the construction of a mega-ship (by desert beduin standards) and asked any question.
(September 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: - How did Noah know which animal would need which kind of food?
They all ate bananas, some of which got stuck end on in the gum of tyrannosaurs, which, when fossilized, gave the impression they had teeth.
