[xtians in one place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
[other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
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[other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
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[yet other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
All four groups engage in heated arguments, up to and including holy wars and burning "heretics" at the stake.
Rinse and repeat, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
[yet other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls and some additional fiction] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
Everyone else in the world calls this last group Muslims, even though they claim that they are the true xtians®.
[other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
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[other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
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[yet other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
All four groups engage in heated arguments, up to and including holy wars and burning "heretics" at the stake.
Rinse and repeat, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
[yet other xtians in another place, sorting through scrolls and some additional fiction] "Let's take this batch, it best represents what we have."
Everyone else in the world calls this last group Muslims, even though they claim that they are the true xtians®.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
