Two blondes were in a theatre watching a movie when one says to her companion, “The guy next to me is jerking off!”
“Just ignore the dirty bastard,” the second blonde says.
“I can’t,” says the first, “he’s using my hand!”
“Just ignore the dirty bastard,” the second blonde says.
“I can’t,” says the first, “he’s using my hand!”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"