Here's the really sad thing. Even if - and that's straining the word far beyond safety tolerances - if anything Rik says actually did have even accidental legitimacy, the mere fact that he comes off as an obnoxious cunt is enough to completely and automatically kill any interest I may have had. Rik, as a salesman you make an ideal laxative.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
