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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...

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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 13, 2018 at 11:54 pm
A guy came back in time to kill me to "save the human race from unimaginable suffering".

So I killed him.

Then I took the time machine into the future and killed him before he set off to kill me."

I'm disappointed that the paradox that should have been created didn't rip reality and the planet apart.

All that happened was a frog croaked and a dwarf named Stefan farted out loud in the Tower of London!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you... - by The Valkyrie - August 13, 2018 at 11:54 pm

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