Ontological Disproof of God

[KevinM1]

LOL.  You don’t wanna roll around in the grime with us cave dwellers, eh?  Your loss, man.  We eat cotton candy and jerk-off all day. 😏

Just gotta make sure you don't mix the two... ewwww

Of course, I can't help appreciate the irony of someone who claims they're too intelligent to clarify and condense what they mean in the same breath as patting themselves for how much studying they've done themselves. As though the sources the OP claims to have mastered didn't try to make themselves readable and coherent to the masses (gotta sell those books).

It's a decent troll effort, but doesn't stick the landing.